Thursday, March 3, 2016

Boss Kristol

Picture this. Boss Hogg has returned (and now inhabits Bill Kristol's body). He gleefully holds in his hands talking points from the Negative Publicity Company hired by the Republican Establishment. He rears back with his half smoked cigar between his nicotine stained hands to proclaim to the pandering press, "I have it on good authority that there are rumors that Donald J. Trump has at one time in the past watched Dukes of Hazard, possibly during the same time slot as David Duke!"

Donald Trump in confusion with earpiece pressed against his ear and a thought blurb above his head reveals a voluptuous Daisy Duke. "Duke?"
Daisy Duke

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